Paranoia: The RAM Deck

TROUBLESHOOTERS!

The Computer recently made two discoveries:

• Troubleshooter missions have been unusually calm and sedate.
• Citizens have not been receiving enough wisdom from the Computer.

That’s why the Computer has decided to broadcast its wisdom to Troubleshooters while they are on a mission. These Random Access Memes* will pop up at random but invariably helpful times to assist Troubleshooters just like you!

When the Computer’s insights appear during a mission, you can exercise your Computer-given free will and do what you are told or get punished. What will you decide when you hear Friend Computer says:

• You Are Bleeding Above Your Security Clearance
• 2+2=5.34169
• You Ar Not Clard For Th Lttr ' '
• Noncompliance Is Required